It's a beanie! It's a penis! No it's a Beanis!
Beanis by ~audreydc1983 on deviantART
I got the pattern for the crochet beanis at The AntiCraft
Mine is about 16" long, made with worsted weight yarn and an E hook (NOT EASY!) and it is filled with plastic pellets. It is made with chiefly single crochet, with some slip stitches, sc increases and sc decreases. This was quite time consuming...it might be the first and last one I make. It is a gift for a friend who has a somewhat raunchy sense of humor - I think she'll love it!